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jimson_crimson · Pristupio: 18 Apr 2006 Poruke: 1767 Studijska grupa: Istorija umetnosti

Hedonism Bot: Let us cavort like the Greeks of old!
[lowers voice]
You know the ones I mean.
Smajli

Luna · Pristupio: 12 Feb 2007 Poruke: 2678 Studijska grupa: neki drugi fakultet

Bender: Who are you, and why should I care? LOL

Rogan · Pristupio: 14 Apr 2006 Poruke: 5426 Studijska grupa: Istorija umetnosti

Bender: Everybody's a jerk. You, me, this jerk.

Bender's Great Uncle's Ghost: Come Bender, you'll like being dead.
Bender: That's what they said about being alive!

Luna · Pristupio: 12 Feb 2007 Poruke: 2678 Studijska grupa: neki drugi fakultet

L-"is this some sort of head scanning device"
P-"yes some sort, in france they call it a guillotine

Luna · Pristupio: 12 Feb 2007 Poruke: 2678 Studijska grupa: neki drugi fakultet

The quickest way to a girl's bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you're in
-Zapp Brannigan

Stark

Are you ready Blade??
I was born ready, motherfucker!
LOL

Rogan · Pristupio: 14 Apr 2006 Poruke: 5426 Studijska grupa: Istorija umetnosti

A sad malo Homera Simpsona :

Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel.

Maybe, just once, someone will call me "sir" without adding, "you're making a scene."

Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.

We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn't hear anybody laughin', did you?

jimson_crimson · Pristupio: 18 Apr 2006 Poruke: 1767 Studijska grupa: Istorija umetnosti

Ovo je jedna od najjacih Homerovih izvala....kad promeni ime u Max Power.... Smajli

Homer:Max Power—he's the man whose name you'd love to touch...
But, you musn't touch!
His name sounds good in your ear
But when you say it, you mustn't fear
Because his name can be said by anyone!
Burns: Ah! Max Power! How's every little thing?
Homer: You remembered my name!
Burns: Well, who could forget the name of a magnetic individual like you? Keep up the good work, Max!
Homer: Mr. Power.
Burns: Yes, of course. Mr. Power.

ledukri

You took to much man, to much, to much!
One step over the line.

Paranoja u Las Vegasu

Luna · Pristupio: 12 Feb 2007 Poruke: 2678 Studijska grupa: neki drugi fakultet

Fry: Say, uh, where's your bathroom.
Bender: What-room?
Fry: Bathroom.
Bender: Bath-what?
Fry: Bathroom!
Bender: What-what?
Fry: Never mind.

audrey · Pristupio: 11 Jul 2007 Poruke: 57 Studijska grupa: neki drugi fakultet

Setite se samo zasto je 'Lock, stock and two smoking barrels' najbolji engleski film ikada Smajli

Bacon: What's that?
Barman: It's a cocktail. You asked for a cocktail.
Bacon: No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink, wasn't expecting a fucking rainforest. You can fall in love wtih orang-utan in there.
Barman: If you want a pint, go to a pub.
Bacon: I thought tihs was a pub.
Barman: It's a Samoan's pub.

i 'Snatch' je dobar, ali ne toliko...
Najbolji ja Uncle Avy i njegovo misljenje o Englezima
'Yeah, London. Fish, chips, cup of tea, bad weather, worse food, Mary fucking Poppins. London, man!'
'Do you have anything to declare?- Don't go to England' (ne bih se bas slozila Smajli

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garfield · Pristupio: 27 Jan 2007 Poruke: 2560 Studijska grupa: Etnologija i antropologija

Citat:

'Yeah, London. Fish, chips, cup of tea, bad weather, worse food, Mary fucking Poppins. London, man!'

Bullet Tooth Tony: Boris the Blade? As in Boris the Bullet-Dodger?
Avi: Why do they call him the Bullet-Dodger?
Bullet Tooth Tony: 'Cause he dodges bullets, Avi.

hehe i naravno... proper fuck? Kez

Zapotec · Pristupio: 17 Jul 2007 Poruke: 495 Studijska grupa: Filozofija

Baldric, that is the worst plan since Abe Lincoln said to his wife, I'm sick of sitting around the house, let's catch a show"

Mavro Kazafranka · Administrator

Life of Brian

Stan/Loretta: It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.
Reg: But you can't have babies.
Stan/Loretta: Don't you oppress me!
Reg: Where's the fetus going to gestate? You going to keep it in a box?
Judith: Here! I've got an idea: Suppose you agree that he can't actually have babies, not having a womb - which is nobody's fault, not even the Romans' - but that he can have the *right* to have babies.
Francis: Good idea, Judith. We shall fight the oppressors for your right to have babies, brother... sister, sorry.
Reg: What's the *point*?
Francis: What?
Reg: What's the point of fighting for his right to have babies, when he can't have babies?
Francis: It is symbolic of our struggle against oppression.
Reg: It's symbolic of his struggle against reality.

Centurion: You know the penalty laid down by Roman law for harboring a known criminal?
Matthias: No.
Centurion: Crucifixion!
Matthias: Oh.
Centurion: Nasty, eh?
Matthias: Could be worse.
Centurion: What you mean "Could be worse"?
Matthias: Well, you could be stabbed.
Centurion: Stabbed? Takes a second. Crucifixion lasts hours. It's a slow, horrible death.
Matthias: Well, at least it gets you out in the open air.
Centurion: You're weird!

Beenason · Pristupio: 04 Sep 2007 Poruke: 126 Studijska grupa: neki drugi fakultet

'Dammit Beavis, what the hell are you doing? You're not supposed to have your penis out while you're cooking!'

I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO! I NEED TP FOR MY BUNG HOLE!

Beavis:you know what would be cool? If they had pipes for crap.
Butthead: Beavis,you dumbass where do you think your crap goes?beavis:It doesnt. It stays in jars in my basement.

WE'RE NEVER GONNA SCORE! WE'RE NEVER GONNA SCORE! WE'RE NEVER GONNA SCORE! Beavis

Butt-Head: "Whoa! I just figured something out, Beavis!"
Beavis: "What?"
Butt-Head: "This sucks!"
Beavis: "It REALLY sucks!"
Butt-Head: "This sucks worse than anything that has ever sucked before. We shall find this butt-hole that took our TV."
Beavis: "Yeah... Yeah... Yeah!"