Spam, spam, spam, egg and spam

Mavro Kazafranka · Administrator

U vecini slucajeva spam brisem cim ga vidim u inboxu, ali kada mi se zadesi da ga otvorim cesto me do suza nasmeje i posle mi bude zao sto ga nisam sacuvao...

Zato cemo, za dobrobit covecanstva, ovde kaciti sav zabavan spam koji nam upadne u inbox. Molim vas, kacite ovde samo spam koji ste vi dobili a ne neki za koji ste culi ili ste ga nasli na nekom sajtu...

za pocetak:

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( Important! Remove "*" )

zatim:

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i naravno jedan od standardnih spamova:

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Dear Friend,

I am Mr.Borris olga a personal treasurer to Mikhail Khodorkovsky the Richest man in Russia and owner of the following companies: Chairman CEO: YUKOS OIL (Russian Largest Oil Company) Chairman CEO: Menatep SBP Bank (A well reputable financial institution with its branches spread all over the world.

SOURCE OF FUNDS:

I have a profiling amount in an excess of US$105M,(One Hundred and five Million Dollars) which I seek your Partnership in accommodating for me. You will be rewarded with 5% (still negotiable) of The total sum for your partnership. Can you be my partner in this?.

MY BRIEF:

As a personal treasurer to him, authority Was given to me to transfer money to an American oil merchant For his last oil deal with my boss Mikhail

Khodorkovsky.Already the funds have left the shore of Russia to an European private firm where the final crediting is expected to be carried out.While I was on the process, My Boss got arrested for his Involvement in politics by financing the leading and opposing political parties (the Union of Right Forces,led by Borris Nemtsov, and Yabloko, a liberal/social democratic party Led by Gregor Yavlinsky) which poses treat to President Vladimir Putin's intention to run Second Tenure as Russian president.
You can catch more of the stories by clicking on any of these weblinks:

http://www.yukos.com
http://news.ft.com/cms/4bb9612a-d254-11d8-b661-00000e2511c8.html
http://www.hoovers.com/yukos/--ID__53700--/free-co-factsheet.xhtml
http://newsfromrussia.com/main/2003/11/13/51215.html

YOUR ROLE:

All I need from you is to stand as the beneficiary of the above quoted Sum and I will re-profile the consignment with your name, which will enable The European firm transfer the funds to your designated bank account. I have decided to use this Sum to relocate to your country and never to be connected to any Of Mikhail Khodorkovsky conglomerates. As Soon as I confirm your readiness to conclude this transaction with me, I Will provide you with details needed to claim this funds and have it remited into your bank account in our behalf.

Please reach me at: barr_johnlittonesq@myway.com for further correspondence.

Have a nice day,
Borris Olga.

Rogan · Pristupio: 14 Apr 2006 Poruke: 5341 Studijska grupa: Istorija umetnosti

Zar nije Timon vech napravio ovakav thread...?

Mavro Kazafranka · Administrator

Ma jeste nesto slicno ali je bio posvecen jednom jedinom spamu i ne znam gde je... A ti Rogane nemoj odma da mi offujes temu! Pusti barem jedan normalan odgovor da postuju ljudi... Plez

Rogan · Pristupio: 14 Apr 2006 Poruke: 5341 Studijska grupa: Istorija umetnosti

Izvini shto spemujem temu o spemu... Plez

ja sam post-moderan...

Techa · Administrator

odlicna tema! evo jednog sjajnog spama:

David DeAngelo - How To "Get Physical" With A Woman
(kratko i jasno, zar ne)

(...) One of the keys to approaching women like this
one who are hit on ALL THE TIME by guys is to be
as TOTALLY COOL AND CALM AS YOU POSSIBLY CAN (...)
(pravi jack!)
(...)
Try this... roll into the bar, and when you see
her, say "Hey, long time no see... so you're still
tending bar after all these years, huh?"

See if she remembers you. If she doesn't, then
make some small talk about how you used to come in
the other bar where she worked. But keep it short,
because she'll probably be busy.

Then say "So what, are you married with ten
kids now?"

This is a cute way to ask a woman that you
haven't talked to in awhile if she's single...

Then say "Well, I'm going to get back to my
friends... good seeing you"... and just as you
turn, shoot back over your shoulder "Hey! Do you
have email?"

eto... ko prvi proba, nek javi je l bilo physical Kez

jimson_crimson · Pristupio: 18 Apr 2006 Poruke: 1745 Studijska grupa: Istorija umetnosti

Nadam se da se ovi racunaju!Otvorio sam bez veze nalog na myspaceu
cisto da "nesto" pogledam(oni koji znaju o cemu je rec razumeju i
cutace Smajli

),i za manje od mesec dana mi je stiglo preko 20 mailova na
ovu foru:
Hi ,
You have been invited to join the Colon Cleansing Treatment group on MySpace.
Hi ,
You have been invited to join the Personal Web Cams group on MySpace.
Hi ,
You have been invited to join the lesbian webcam show for all group on MySpace.
Hi ,
You have been invited to join the Wildbitch's live hot webcam group on MySpace.
itd.,itd..........naravno,svaki mail ima i link ispod i sve lepo objasnjeno
i privacy policy i kako to vec sve ide!!Ja se zaprepastio kad sam
video!!Ne znam da li je to normalno,posto ne praktikujem myspace,
ali stvarno sam bio iznenadjen kada sam ovo ugledao!! Smajli

timon · Moderator

Postovani *********@kbcnet.co.yu

http://www.Otac.ba je dizajniran s namjerom da informiše širu javnost
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želi pomoci ocevima koji su odvojeni od svoje djece nepravednim odlukama
sudova i socijalnih radnika.

Inicijativa Valentinova
Jednan milion Bosanaca i Hercegovaca živi van države, pa je cesta je pojava da
loš brak rezultira povratkom jednog partnera u Bosnu i Hercegovinu sa djetetom
(najcešce je to majka). Pa ipak uprkos ucestalosti problema ni
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cin ustvari zove otmica djeteta i da za sobom povlaci zakonske mjere
koje osiguravaju siguran povratak djeteta u njegovu/njenu domovinu.

U svrhu skretanja pozornosti na ovoj izuzetan problem, prva planirana
akcija site-a otac.ba je poruka ljubavi odvojenih oceva njihovoj djeci.
Naša inicijativa za Valentinovo je jednostavan primjer mirne demonstracije,
osmišljena tako da pošalje poruku da i mi, ocevi odvojeni od svoje djece,
imamo pravo da volimo svoju djecu.

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timon · Moderator

dragi clanu,

Kao naseg vernog clana obavestavamo vas da smo pored novih galerija dodali
i 24/7 Sex televiziju*. Radi se o dugometraznim filmovima NE klipovima.
Imate izbor vise kanala razlicitog zanra i jedan direktan kanal iz striptiz bara.

Vas www.jebozovne.com

* Za gledanje sex televizije potrebna je brza internet veza,minimum wirless ili adsl

Mavro Kazafranka · Administrator

dragi clanu?

timon · Moderator

pa to mi je i bilo najsmesnije LOL

prvi put cujem za njih, a kazu mi da sam veran clan LOL

Rogan · Pristupio: 14 Apr 2006 Poruke: 5341 Studijska grupa: Istorija umetnosti

Da, da, to svi oni kazhu... Namig

A "veran chlan" - da li to znachi da ih ne varash sa drugim sex- sajtovima? Plez

timon · Moderator

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A "veran chlan" - da li to znachi da ih ne varash sa drugim sex- sajtovima?

ma bog ce mi sve oprostiti Plez

timon · Moderator

Bila sam na sajtu www.porno-amateri.co.sr i videla sam nesto sto ce da te interesuje!
Imaju onaj video koji si trazio sa TV voditeljkom iz Zrenjanina i jos neke zanimljive snimke!
Pogledaj, sigurno ce ti se svideti!!!

CAO

LOL

JukeAtz · Moderator

E ali smara to više - meni stiglo skoro za 3gp-snimci.co.sr Smajli

eoya · Pristupio: 21 Dec 2006 Poruke: 235 Studijska grupa: neki drugi fakultet

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