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jimson_crimson
Pristupio: 18 Apr 2006
Poruke: 1770
Studijska grupa: Istorija umetnosti
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Ovo sam dobio od jednog kolege pa reko da podelim i sa vama, cisto
da se malo zaludjujete i nasmejete!! Vidite iz naslova u cemu je fora.....
....pa navalite!!
Ako neko ulovi neku gresku slobodan je da prijavi i ispravi!!
Sentio aliquos togatos contra me conspirare.
I think people in togas are conspiring against me
Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?
Is that a scroll in your toga, or are you just happy to see me?
Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Vacca foeda
Stupid cow
Mihi ignosce. Cum homine de cane debeo congredi.
Excuse me. I've got to see a man about a dog.
Raptus regaliter
Royally screwed
Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione.
I'm not interested in your dopey religious cult.
Noli me vocare, ego te vocabo.
Don't call me, I'll call you.
Fac ut gaudeam.
Make my day.
Braccae illae virides cum subucula rosea et tunica Caledonia-quam elenganter concinnatur!
Those green pants go so well with that pink shirt and the plaid jacket!
Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant!
May faulty logic undermine your entire philosophy!
Quo signo nata es?
What's your sign?
Mellita, domi adsum.
Honey, I'm home.
Te precor dulcissime supplex!
Pretty please with a cherry on top!
Magister Mundi sum!
I am the Master of the Universe!
Fac me cocleario vomere!
Gag me with a spoon!
Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure.
I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear.
Prehende uxorem meam, sis!
Take my wife, please!
Nihil est--in vita priore ego imperator Romanus fui.
That's nothing--in a previous life I was a Roman Emperor.
Vescere bracis meis.
Eat my shorts.
Sic faciunt omnes.
Everyone is doing it.
Fac ut vivas.
Get a life.
Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.
I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head.
Domino vobiscum.
The pizza guy is here.
E Pluribus Tupac.
Rap is everywhere.
Sic semper tyrannus.
Your dinosaur is ill.
Tempo fugit.
I drove my Ford off a bridge.
Modem non carbarundum.
I need a new modem.
Il guyus nissanem iste ickye.
That Nissan guy gives me the creeps.
Ignoramus microsoftis multa pecunia dat.
Yeah, where DO I want to go today??
Nunc Tutus Exitus Computarus.
It's Now Safe To Turn Off Your Computer.
Tace atque abi.
Shut up and go away.
Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere.
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Noli me vocare, ego te vocabo.
Don't call me, I'll call you.
Ante victoriam ne canas triumphum.
Don't count your chickens before they're hatched.
Apudne te vel me?
Your place or mine?
Non sum pisces.
I am not a fish.
Quomodo cogis comas tuas sic videri?
How do you get your hair to do that?
Romani quidem artem amatoriam invenerunt.
You know, the Romans invented the art of love.
Cogito, ergo doleo.
I think, therefore I am depressed.
Abundant dulcibus vitiis.
Nobody's perfect.
Neutiquam erro.
I am not lost.
Hocine bibo aut in eum digitos insero?
Do I drink this or stick my fingers in it?
Actio personalis monitur cum persona.
Dead men don't sue.
Morologus es!
You're talking like a moron!
Vah! Denuone Latine loquebar? Me ineptum. Interdum modo elabitur.
Oh! Was I speaking Latin again? Silly me. Sometimes it just sort of slips out.
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
Re vera, cara mea, mea nil refert.
Don't let the bastards wear you down.
Noli nothis permittere te terere.
Go ahead. Make my day.
Age. Fac ut gaudeam.
Beam me up, Scotty!
Me transmitte sursum, Caledoni!
Who was that masked man?
Quis fuit ille personatus?
Now this isn't carved in stone ...
Nunc hoc in marmore non est incisum ...
Round up the usual suspects.
Conlige suspectos semper habitos.
You know, Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.
Certe, Toto, sentio nos in Kansate non iam adesse.
Shark! Shark!
Pistrix! Pistrix!
Your fly is open.
Braccae tuae aperiuntur.
Why didn't you go when you had the chance?
Cur non isti mictum ex occasione?
God! Look at the time! My wife will kill me!
Di! Ecce hora! Uxor mea necabit!
Watch where you're going, you jerk!
Observa quo vadis, cinaede!
I think that Elvis is still alive.
Credo Elvem ipsum etian vivere. lol_2.gif
Your place or mine?
Apudne te vel me?
Your fly is open.
Braccae tuae aperiuntur.
Your slip is showing.
Subucula tua apparet.
You have a big piece of spinach on your front teeth.
In dentibus anticis frustum magnum spiniciae habes.
FLATTERY SOUNDS MORE SINCERE IN LATIN
Have you lost weight?
Nonne macescis?
You haven't aged a bit!
Minime senuisti!
It looks great on you!
Id tibi praebet speciem lepidissimam!
A wig? I never would have guessed!
Capillamentum? Haudquaquam conieci esse!
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Nico
Pristupio: 19 Apr 2006
Poruke: 195
Studijska grupa: neki drugi fakultet
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Ignoramus microsoftis multa pecunia dat.
Yeah, where DO I want to go today??
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brankko
Moderator
Pristupio: 08 Dec 2006
Poruke: 673
Studijska grupa: neki drugi fakultet
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