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jimson_crimson · Pristupio: 18 Apr 2006 Poruke: 1770 Studijska grupa: Istorija umetnosti

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Luna · Pristupio: 12 Feb 2007 Poruke: 2686 Studijska grupa: neki drugi fakultet

story of my life......

I saw, darling, but do lie.
- Orson Scott Card

matija bakshu · Pristupio: 18 Mar 2007 Poruke: 339 Studijska grupa: Etnologija i antropologija

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Computer, did we bring batteries? Computer?
- Eileen Gunn

The baby’s blood type? Human, mostly.
- Orson Scott Card

Rained, rained, rained, and never stopped.
- Howard Waldrop

Will this do (lazy writer asked)?
- Ken MacLeod

Dorothy: "Fuck it, I'll stay here."
- Steven Meretzky

Dad called: DNA back: he isn't.
- Helen Fielding

"Apple?" "No." "Taste!" "ADAM?" Oh God.
- David Lodge

ove su na primer ishle na staro i sigurno:

Easy. Just touch the match to
- Ursula K. Le Guin

Epitaph: He shouldn't have fed it.
- Brian Herbert

matija bakshu · Pristupio: 18 Mar 2007 Poruke: 339 Studijska grupa: Etnologija i antropologija

uvek volim da se vratim na (ta na na na) :

D&D FAMOS LAST WORDS Smajli

"It can't talk to us like that!"

"What do you mean, how many hit points do I have?"

"Was that thunder, or were you rolling damage?"

"No really. I can do this."

"I open the coffin...SLOWLY."

"A wish? Okay, genie, make me a ham sandwich."

"YO! Grendel! Your momma wears combat boots!"

"What do you mean, the dragon wakes up?"

"Go ahead and drink it."

"I'll never surrender."

"It was a joke."

"There's no such thing as a bottomless pit. Everybody knows that."

"I cast a fireball" (into a 10'x10'x10' room)

"All right, we're in an unexplored dungeon in total darkness with no light sources or infravision...Hey, I know!! Let's yell and scream a lot so we can locate each other by sound!!"

"Let's go in."

"Let's not go in."

"I follow them."

"I drink the bottle marked POISON on the off-chance that it's the extra-healing potion."

"I kill it."

"No problem."

"Let me handle this."

"Whaddya mean, a pentagram only has FIVE sides?"

"Why is your torch flame turning blue?"

"Trust me."

"I never get lost."

"He hit me for HOW MUCH?????"

"They're only kobolds!"

"I try to move silently in plate armor..."

"I didn't find any traps !!"

"Wonder what this button does ?"

"Don't worry, he's probably just first level."

"Can I eat this green slime?"

"I have this dungeon at home, I know where everything is!"

"The DM's an idiot."

"I see HOW MANY wights?!"

"It was only the wind."

"I'll take off my armor so I'm silent and slip past the dragon."

"I throw a rock at the eight-legged lizard to get it's attention."

"Who's the bitch with the spiders?"

"No, I'm sure there's some stipulation that says a disintegrate spell won't work if the spellcaster casts it on himself. Here, I'll prove it."

"Thank God!! A hobgoblin camp up ahead! Maybe they can help heal our wounded!"
"Me first. Me first."

"Try me, shit breath!"

"Diamonds ... Gold... Saphires!!! Terry! Terry, we're rich, we're rich, we're fabulously wealthy!!!! Terry...Terry...??"

"I never get to have any fun!"

"You mean they get to use the critical hit chart too?"

"Hey, I know a dragon when I see one."

"What do you mean the whole room we're in detects as a trap?"

"Hey you! Frost Giant! How's the weather up there?"

"Don't worry. I've got a plan."

"Cool! If you look through the wrong end of the binoculars, those charging elephants look really far away!"

"They can't see me. I'm invisible!"

"Magic is for wimps."

"Isn't there anything exciting in this dungeon?" (said to GM)

"It's only a squirrel!"

"Prismatic Dragon...? Looks pretty gay to me."

Wizard: "I cast 'Flight' and fly over the walls."
DM: "Make a Spot check."
Wizard: "...5. Crap."
DM: "Yeah. You didn't notice them firing the ballista, then."

"Bob, you have any grenades left? Throw me one..."

"Just watch, I bet I get the one item that's cursed."

"I'm invincible!"

"Hah! I'm not dead yet. I still have five hit points."

"Here kitty, kitty, kitty..."

"I'll open it."

"AGAIN!?!?!"

"A creature with two BABOON heads on a scaly REPTILIAN body? With TENTACLES for arms? Hunh. Must be some stupid wizard's magical construct. Let's kill it."

"So you're Tiamat, huh? Are you evil? Yes? Would you like to convert?"

"Whistling sounds? Naw, they can't have a grenade launcher!"

(first time to DnD) "I close my eyes and swing my sword! Alright! I rolled a 1! wot happened?!"
DM: "You chopped your head off."

"What do you mean Tsu Han's pilotting the shuttle? Does he even have Insystem Pilot? WHY ARE YOU SMILING AND SHAKING YOUR HEAD?"

"Dinosaur? Hey, no problem, right Balinor?"

"I'll use my taunt skill."

"Lightning bolts don't ricochet off stone walls, do they?"

"Follow those lights!"

"Hmm...how do we know you are the REAL Angel of Death?"

"This is a wimp dungeon."

"What does this lever do?"

NPC: "Lets drop our weapons and talk."
PC : "Okay!"

And the ultimate famous last word:

"Oops."

matija bakshu · Pristupio: 18 Mar 2007 Poruke: 339 Studijska grupa: Etnologija i antropologija

FAMOS LAST WORDS

Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
Francisco ("Pancho") Villa

Now, now, my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
Voltaire (attributed), when asked by a priest to renounce Satan

Don't worry...it's not loaded...
Terry Kath, rock musician in the band Chicago Transit Authority as he put the gun he was cleaning to his head and pulled the trigger.

Is someone hurt?
Robert F. Kennedy, to his wife directly after he was shot and seconds before he fell into a coma.

Die, my dear? Why that's the last thing I'll do!
Groucho Marx

I'd hate to die twice. It's so boring.
Richard Feynman

Drink to me!
Pablo Picasso

Thank God. I'm tired of being the funniest person in the room.
Del Close, improvisor, teacher and comedian, died 1999

I don't have the passion anymore, and so remember, it's better to burn out than to fade away. Peace, Love, Empathy. Kurt Cobain.
Kurt Cobain (in his suicide note), Lead singer for American grunge band Nirvana, referencing a song by Neil Young.

It's very beautiful over there.
Thomas Edison

Now why did I do that?
General William Erskine, after he jumped from a window in Lisbon, Portugal in 1813.

Don't worry, relax!
Rajiv Gandhi, Indian Prime Minister, to his security staff minutes before being killed by a suicide bomber attack.

I know you've come to kill me. Shoot, you are only going to kill a man.
Che Guevara

# Jesus, I love you. Jesus, I love you.
Mother Teresa

# Don't disturb my circles!
Archimedes

# I hope the exit is joyful and hope never to return.
Frida Kahlo

They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance.
General John Sedgwick, Union Commander in the U.S. Civil War, who was hit by sniper fire a few minutes after saying it

# Crito, I owe a cock to Asclepius. Will you remember to pay the debt?
Socrates

# My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go.
Oscar Wilde

Pardon me, sir. I did not do it on purpose.
Marie Antoinette, as she approached the guillotine, convicted of treason and about to be beheaded, she accidentally stepped on the foot of her executioner.

Am I dying, or is it my birthday?
Nancy, Lady Astor, in her final illness, she awoke on her deathbed to see her family at her bedside.

Now I can cross the Shifting Sands
L. Frank Baum, author of The Wizard of Oz, Baum was referring to the Shifting Sands, the impassable desert surrounding the Land of Oz.

Goodbye, Mr. Bernades
Josep Bernades

France, army, Josephine
Napoleon Bonaparte

I am about to -- or I am going to -- die: either expression is correct.
Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian

* Now I shall go to sleep. Goodnight.
Lord Byron

* If all the swords in England were pointed against my head, your threats would not move me.
Thomas Becket to his killers.

* I haven't had champagne for a long time.
Anton Chekhov, playwright, 1904. A sanitarium nurse gave him champagne to ease his death from tuberculosis.

* I'm bored with it all.
o Who: Winston Churchill, before slipping into a coma and dying nine days later.

* So here it is!
o Who: Cleopatra
o Note: "It" was the small asp which she allowed to bite her.

* Lady, you shot me!
o Who: Sam Cooke, after being shot in his hotel room.

* Good morning, Robert.
o Who: Calvin Coolidge, to a carpenter working on his home

* More weight.
o Who: Giles Corey, as he was being interrogated during the Salem Witch Trials. Massive stones were piled upon his chest in an effort to get him to confess, though he was eventually crushed to death, admitting nothing.

* That was the best ice-cream soda I ever tasted.
o Who: Lou Costello

* Where is my clock?
o Who: Salvador Dali

* I'll finally get to see Marilyn.
o Who: Joe DiMaggio, talking about his former wife, Marilyn Monroe

* Mom, do you hear the rain? Do you hear the rain? I just want to take off in the plane. I'm going to try to spin the plane around and do a loop!
o Who: Jessica Dubroff, seven-year old pilot
o Note: This was minutes before her plane crashed.

[Being asked: "Have you ever pondered by yourself what will be your occupation in the next world?".]
I shall be with Christ, and that is enough.
* Who: Michael Faraday

* Das ist absurd! Das ist absurd!
o Translation: This is absurd! This is absurd!
o Who: Sigmund Freud

* Kiss my ass.
o Who: John Wayne Gacy
o Note: Those were Gacy's last words before being executed by lethal injection.

Ne pleure pas, Alfred ! J'ai besoin de tout mon courage pour mourir à vingt ans ! '

* Translation: Don't cry, Alfred! I need all my courage to die at twenty.
* Who: Mathematician Evariste Galois
* Notes: Spoken to his brother Alfred after being fatally wounded in a duel.

* Mehr Licht.
o Translation: More light.
o Who: Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
o It is also reported that "Come my little one, and give me your hand." were the last words he declared to his daughter-in-law Ottilie.
o Another version reported is "Nich mehr" (nothing more)

* No! I didn't come here to make a speech. I came here to die.
o Who: Crawford Goldsby, aka Cherokee Bill, when asked if he had anything to say before he was hanged.

* It's stopped.
o Who: Joseph Henry Green, upon checking his own pulse.

* Nobody shot me.
o Who: Frank "Tight Lips" Gusenberg, American mobster murdered as part of the St. Valentine's Day Massacre.
+ Note: In response to a police officer who asked "Who shot you?"

* Only one man ever understood me. ... And he didn't understand me..
o Who: Georg Friedrich Wilhelm Hegel, as quoted in Famous Last Words (1961) by Barnaby Conrad.

* Dieu me pardonnera, c'est son métier.
o Translation: God will forgive me. It is his profession.
o Who: Heinrich Heine

* This is funny.
o Who: Doc Holliday
o Doc Holliday was a consumptive gunfighter. He always thought, and perhaps hoped, that he would die in a fight or "with his boots on". He died in a hotel bed from tuberculosis. These last words were uttered after seeing his feet with boots off.

* Tvert imot!
o Translation: On the contrary!
o Who: Henrik Ibsen
o context: This was his response to a nurse who told a visitor he was a little better.

Father, into thy hands I commend my spirit.
* Who: Jesus of Nazareth. Last words according to Luke 23:46 : "And when Jesus had cried with a loud voice, he said, Father, into thy hands I commend my spirit: and having said thus, he gave up the ghost." (KJV)
# It is finished.

* Last words according to John 19:30 : "When Jesus therefore had received the vinegar, he said, It is finished: and he bowed his head, and gave up his spirit." (KJV)

# Eloi, Eloi, lama sabacthani? (God, God, why have you forsaken me?)

* The last words (among very few) that are preserved of the Aramaic which Jesus spoke, and the last recorded words prior to his death in the books of Mark and Matthew. (Mark 15:34 & Matthew 27:46)

* Pozwólcie mi is'c' do domu Ojca.
o Translation: Let me go to the Father's house
o Who: Pope John Paul II

* Walter Pidgeon.
o Who: English actor Boris Karloff
+ These were the final words he was heard to speak as he drifted in and out of sleep on his final day. It confused and distressed his wife Evie, since Karloff hadn't mentioned Pidgeon in years.

* "I wish I was skiing." [Nurse: "Oh, Mr. Laurel, do you ski?"] "No, but I'd rather be skiing than doing what I'm doing."
o Who: Stan Laurel, before dying of a heart attack

Rogan · Pristupio: 14 Apr 2006 Poruke: 5426 Studijska grupa: Istorija umetnosti

Citat:

Die, my dear? Why that's the last thing I'll do!
Groucho Marx

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matija bakshu · Pristupio: 18 Mar 2007 Poruke: 339 Studijska grupa: Etnologija i antropologija

pustinja je dobra

ne postoji pepeo
samo plamen shto spava

Alternative Ulster

Secam se da sam negde procitala da su Roberta Jordana jednom prilikom pitali da sumira Wheel of Time u sest reci. On rece: "World changes. Cultures Clash. Cope." Novinar mu na to kaze: "Ali to je samo 5 reci." A Jordan, autor onih 12 prokleto debelih tomova u kojima detaljno opisuje cipku na jastucima u Moiraininoj sobi i sve, odgovara: "I'm not a man of many words."

Andjeo

Rogan · Pristupio: 14 Apr 2006 Poruke: 5426 Studijska grupa: Istorija umetnosti

Ahahaha! Sjajno... pa i da je pre-scripted publicity stunt, ipak je vrhunska fora...

matija bakshu · Pristupio: 18 Mar 2007 Poruke: 339 Studijska grupa: Etnologija i antropologija

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